random rant i found on my iphone voice memo's.
i remember watching footloose as a kid and thinking why won't they let those kids dance. what a bunch of cranky bastards
now that I'm older, a little cranky and have a touch of bastard in me, I'm starting to think that those curmudgeons had a point
you can't foxtrot these days without stepping on a dead cat that hit a new dance show while it was being swung. (yeah i did make up that cliche)
the deepest cut of all must have been hearing Joe Buck do promos for Glee during the Super Bowl
the misery didn't stop there, i agreed to to leave the TV on Fox and sat through an episode of Glee. every memory of the past NFL season was instantly wiped from my memory
my already cold February testicles ascended further into my body
I'm not saying i want to live in a small town run by a tight ass Reverend but maybe Kevin Bacon loses that game of tractor chicken and then maybe i can watch a sporting event without seeing another dance show promo
be as fancy free as you want to be America but can't we get back to the good old days of TV
less dance
more Andy Sipowicz ass
1 comment:
funny.
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